I want your opinion but I don’t

I’m gonna give everyone a piece of advice about asking me for advice.

DO NOT ask for my opinion even if you already have made up your mind. You waste my time and you piss me the fuck off.
Recent example:
Guy I’m doing some computer work for wants to buy a laptop. He calls me up and asks what I’d recommend but mentions he likes HP. Well I tell him I don’t like HP and to goto ASUS. He says he wants to get one in a store (Best Buy) and doesn’t want to buy online. I told him I don’t like the major brands you’d find in a normal electronics store. He then asks “Well what’s your 2nd choice” I told him again I don’t like the ones in the stores. Fucker is going to BB to buy a laptop. I’m not giving him anymore advice since he’s obviously more knowledgeable than me and can’t even set up his own network right. Jackass.